Whys He Looking at That Pie Funny

It's one of the world's newer holidays, happily celebrated in countries throughout the globe, even if Pi Day might not make a whole lot of sense to those of us who aren't big fans of geometry. And just like Easter, Christmas, and even St. Patrick's Day, there are jokes themed around this special day that is dedicated to the equation pi. But before you bust out these ha-has over a nice slice of pie, let's take a look at exactly what pi is and why it's commemorated on March 14.

Pi, put as simply as possible, is the ratio of a circle's circumference (its perimeter) to its diameter (a straight line passing through the circle's center). Confused yet? Wait, there's more. After thousands of years of calculations, mathematicians figured out that Pi is always, no matter how big the circle, just about 3.14. In other words, the circumference of a circle is without exception a little more than 3.14 times its diameter. But pi is also happens to be a number without end...we just round it to 3.14, which is why it's celebrated on March 14. Of course, it's thanks to the name we get to eat as much pie as we want. Which kind of makes up for the whole math thing.

So this March 14, as you sit around the table chowing down on pizza pie and dessert pie (we like chocolate) with the family, you might want to give the following puns and one liners a shot. Goofy as they are, they're just about guaranteed to give everyone a good case of the giggles, math nerds or not.

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• What do you get when you cut a jack-o'-lantern by its diameter? Pumpkin pi.
• What do you call a mathematician who becomes a private investigator? Magnum pi.
• Why did pi get its driver's license revoked? Because it didn't know when to stop.
• What's the math teacher's favorite dessert? Pi.
• What is the most mathematical type of snake? A pi-thon.
• How many bakers does it take to bake a pi? 3.14.
• 3.14% of sailors are pi-rates.
• What do mathematicians eat for dinner on March 14th? Chicken pot pi.
• What is 1.57? Half a pie.
• What happens when you eat less pi and focus on diet and exercise?
  You get a smaller circumference.
• What do you get when a bunch of sheep stand around in a circle? Shepherd's pi.
• What is the ideal number of pieces to cut a pie into? 3.14.
• What do you get when you cross a bovine and divide its circumference by its diameter? A cow pi.
• How many calories are there in that slice of chocolate pi? 3.14.
• The roundest knight at Sir Arthur's table was Sir Cumference. He ate too much pi.
• What is that one movie that pi likes to watch at any day, any time? Life of Pi.
• Can you recite pi? Apple, peach, blueberry, pumpkin, pecan…
• When pi fell sick after getting food poisoning on Pi Day, what medicine did the doctor prescribe? Anti-pi-otics.
• The worst thing about getting hit in the face with pi is that it never ends.
• A math teacher saw the movie American Pie. She gave it 3.14 stars.
• Come to the nerd side. We have pi.
• What would you call a secret agent who is very good at math? A s-pi!
• Having an argument with pi just goes around in circles.
• What do you get if you eat 3.14 pies? Fat. You get fat.
• Never talk to pi. He'll go on forever.
• What do you call a young student who loves math and wants to know more about the number pi? An as-pi-ring mathematician!
• What's a nerd's favorite dessert? Raspberry pie.
• After years and years of rumors, pi finally announced that it was going to write a book about its own life. This was going to be its auto-pi-ography!
• If today is really Pi Day, it would never end.
• Seriously, people need to stop with the Pi Day jokes. I've heard them all like 3.14 million times already.

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